Planet pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What planet is next to Uranus?

Poopiter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDarrenCarter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?

Its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckyClassicTho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.

Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?

Saturn Uranus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ochoytnik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?

He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you know being a minute is the most dangerous job on the planet?

Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanGuppie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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ASTROLOGY.... Because millions of stars and planets have spent billions of years lining themselves up....

....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What makes posters and planets similar?

They both take up space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConorCannot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?

If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rustychance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Planet Fit-Gnats?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?

Dey go baaaaa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pillaryspud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.

It's a shame that it only has four seasons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerlinOfRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daniellaid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Where can you read about planets exploding?

In the orbituaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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When a planet dies...

...does it get an orbituary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,

It's a good thing I'm married...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanner_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?

Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, β€œWhat’s your favourite planet?”

Her: It’s Venus.

Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/our_lord23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarspaceman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Do you know what’s smaller than a planet?

The planet’s sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeopardyGreen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What type of songs do planets sing?

Nep-Tunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...

Especially when I saw him in the cartoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Some people dont know why the planets orbit around the sun...

They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..

Happy bEarthday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyatt1313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow you guys have no life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do the green aliens from planet express order when they’re at the bar?

Duclawwwwwwwww

Edit: **Pizza Planet. Coffee had not kicked in yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feynmanisdope
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Passing the planet to the next generation v.redd.it/hmxcb704tp221
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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The planet of Dagobah's favourite music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What did Earth said to humiliate other planets?

You have no life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdityaPlayZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What did the earth say to the other planets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandad76
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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What planet does a seal live on?

EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HvlfWxy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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What did earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNepper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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