What planet is next to Uranus?
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
Did you know being a minute is the most dangerous job on the planet?
Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes
ASTROLOGY.... Because millions of stars and planets have spent billions of years lining themselves up....
....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."
What makes posters and planets similar?
How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?
If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.
Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
When a planet dies...
...does it get an orbituary?
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,
It's a good thing I'm married...
Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?
Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
What do planets like to read?
Do you know what’s smaller than a planet?
What type of songs do planets sing?
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in the cartoon.
What kind of music do planets listen to?
Some people dont know why the planets orbit around the sun...
They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life
What do the green aliens from planet express order when they’re at the bar?
Duclawwwwwwwww
Edit: **Pizza Planet. Coffee had not kicked in yet.
I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
The planet of Dagobah's favourite music
What did Earth said to humiliate other planets?
What did the earth say to the other planets?
What planet does a seal live on?
When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What did earth say to the other planets?
Wow, you guys have no life.
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