TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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A truck carrying a load of lightweight narrow boats blew a tire and crashed into a river.

Canoe believe it

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📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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Anytime and every time we see a boat at the seaside, lake, river etc...

"I can see a boat, canoe?"

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📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.

He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.

The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.

He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Fathers Day dad joke

In Australia Fathers Day is on the 1st of September. It was a really nice day for Fathers Day where I live, the weather was perfect so this afternoon we were sitting outside in the sun in our backyard which faces a river. A boat went past and we could hear a big dinging noise going on and on, like something metal tied to a cord was flapping around in the wind and banging something else metal.

Dad pipes up, "God, if I was that guy in the boat and had to listen to that every time I took it out I'd go crazy! I'd probably even keel over!"

Happy Fathers day Dad :)

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📅︎ Sep 01 2013
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If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

Because it is capsized.

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📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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