[request] Boat puns?
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Started a boat building business in my attic.
The sales are going through the roof!
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?
Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
I bought a boat half price...
So sorry to hear your uncle was hit by a boat in Venice.
Please accept my gondolances.
What did the fishing boat say about its ex?
What kind of tree nut is best to take out on the boat for an all day fishing trip?
A Pecan
but only if you pronounce it "pee can"
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
What do you call a corpse on a boat?
I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day.
Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.
That sail has shipped.
There’s two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?
The little one was a little more on.
If your boat flips you can wear it on your head.
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
Theres a leek on the boat!
Old boat docks never die…
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
Best game to play on a huge boat?
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?
So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven C’s
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
What did the boat say to the pier?
The boat is sick
We gotta take it to the dock.
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
My 8yo daughter made me proud and came up with this: I don't get why pirates go around on boats...
They should be in the arrrrmy
My friend told me about his new boat. Apparently, it has a canopy.
I said "Well, better than a can o' poo."
What is the most popular boat in the southern US?
Her: whatever floats your boat
Me: Water works the best!
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no matches or lighter. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
I bought a boat half price...
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
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