What's a dog's favorite kind of potato chip?
Ruffles
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because she’s all dressed.
What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?
I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.
Why was the potato chip working really hard?
Because it was crunch time
I felt bad when my wife ate all my potato chips...
...but that's malaise
What do you give to a potato chip that you want to marry?
A Ringle http://imgur.com/gallery/ee9reEZ
My friend has a job at the potato chip factory...
He's a Lay-borer.
My son said he's nailing a potato to a cross to make a potato chip Jesus
He fried for our sins
They should make potato chips out of genetically engineered potatoes.
They could call them CRISPRs
My wife's two favorite things are Jesus and potato chips.
We met on Christian Pringle .com.
What do you call a millenial who eats potato chips?
A Chipster
Potato chips companies are like car companies
They're very good at making air bags.
If someone ever made potato chips laced with THC, they could call them Blayz
