What's a dog's favorite kind of potato chip?

Ruffles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thailandblack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.

Because she’s all dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zman11588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why was the potato chip working really hard?

Because it was crunch time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceForward1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I felt bad when my wife ate all my potato chips...

...but that's malaise

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you give to a potato chip that you want to marry?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue-lue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My friend has a job at the potato chip factory...

He's a Lay-borer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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My son said he's nailing a potato to a cross to make a potato chip Jesus

He fried for our sins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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They should make potato chips out of genetically engineered potatoes.

They could call them CRISPRs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lit_geek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My wife's two favorite things are Jesus and potato chips.

We met on Christian Pringle .com.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSamsquanch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call a millenial who eats potato chips?

A Chipster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M27fiscojr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Potato chips companies are like car companies

They're very good at making air bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coomzee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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Fire at the potato chip factory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carolingianempire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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If someone ever made potato chips laced with THC, they could call them Blayz
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