Harry Potter canβt tell the difference between his potionsβ pot and his best mate
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?
You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Iβve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.
Iβve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.
Donβt know if this counts as a dad joke.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What happened to the midget who smoked a lot of pot ?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Coffee maker asks the coffee pot...
"Where's all the coffee?"
Coffee pot replies, "We were mugged."
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︎ Aug 01 2020
The leader of a cannibal tribe was slowly cooking a man in a pot
Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"
Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"
Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What did the KKK member bring to the pot luck?
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︎ May 05 2020
Why was the pot-head chiropractor getting so much business?
Everybody needed help rolling their joints
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Whatβs the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?
βYou can tune a guitar but you canβt tune a fishβ
βWhat about the pot of glueβ
βI knew youβd get stuck on thatβ
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︎ Feb 09 2020
A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...
βI shall leave no tern unstoned.β
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︎ Feb 02 2020
What did the pot smoking church bell say at 1 AM?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Someone accidentally mailed me 10 lbs of pot yesterday. So I did the right thing and called the cops.
They just came by and picked up all 4 pounds.
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︎ May 01 2019
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What did the frog carrying a hot pot say?
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︎ Dec 01 2019
I finally found it. The pot at the end of the rainbow!
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︎ Jun 09 2019
An old doodle I found on my phone! βPot calling the kettle blackβ
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
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︎ Dec 03 2019
I caught my son smoking pot in the garage, and a few minutes later, my wife walked in.
She caught my son and me smoking pot in the garage.
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︎ May 10 2019
On a post in r/Tifu about a guy who accidentally drank coffe with a snail in the pot.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why did the coffee pot file a police report?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
How did the pot head propose to their spouse?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I don't mean to stir the pot, but...
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What did one cool pot say to the other?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Why canβt Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,
He will be rolling in his grave.
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︎ Jun 08 2018
Harry Potter canβt tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend...
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︎ May 19 2019
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?
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︎ Dec 19 2016
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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︎ Sep 26 2014
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, ....
He will be rolling in his grave.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
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