Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
Pulled this one on my kid brother
So we are both in the kitchen cooking on the stove. I'm stirring the pasta and feel it is sticking on the bottom. He notices and says:
Him: is it sticking?
Me: a little on the bottom
Him: Well turn it down.
Me (directly at pot on stove): I'm sorry, I don't like you that way, I think we should just be friends.
Him: (blank stare, shaking head)
