My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
Cookie jar has a lid.
Cause flies time when you're having fun.
My wife dadjoked me last night
I was eating Biscoff cookie spread last night for desert.
my wife, (reading the jar of biscoff): "European cookie spread"
me (thinking I'd dadjoke her): "no I'm not!"
my wife (playing the trump card): "not now, but you will be later tonight"
I gave her a high five.
