My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
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👤︎ u/vowelHeavy
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Cookie jar has a lid.

Cause flies time when you're having fun.

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📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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My wife dadjoked me last night

I was eating Biscoff cookie spread last night for desert.

my wife, (reading the jar of biscoff): "European cookie spread"

me (thinking I'd dadjoke her): "no I'm not!"

my wife (playing the trump card): "not now, but you will be later tonight"

I gave her a high five.

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👤︎ u/VanTil
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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