What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?
Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
My wife heated up a cup of coffee "just for me"
Someone stole my coffee cup.
Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the roof of my car
What do you call a decent cup of coffee?
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee.
The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,
"But sir, it's fresh ground!"
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
A local man shows up to his local Starbucks for his daily cup of coffee.
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
Me: You made a mean cup of coffee!
Her: So, you like it?
Me: I just told you it was average.
My Dad dropped his phone in a cup of coffee...
After a stunned silence...
"At least it runs Java now."
Told my friend I wanted a cup of coffee.
He said, "One sugar?"
I said, "Yes, just the one cup. And don't call me sugar."
Thoughts while washing a coffee cup I gave my dad and deciding to keep it for myself.
I am not an Indian giver...
...I take that back.
Why did the coffee cup report a crime to the police?
I put a hole in my coffee cup this morning
A Man In a Ski Mask Walks into a Bank, and Pulls out a Coffee Cup at the Bank Teller.
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
Someone stole my coffee cup..
I'm going to the police station to look at mug shots.
(I like this version better, that's all.)
I got a a cup of coffee for a coworker
My coworker offered me a cup of coffee
I said that's not my cup of tea
What happened to the guy who had his coffee cup stolen ?
I knew someone who drew a face on a coffee cup.
So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter “I’ll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.” And then the waiter says “Sorry sir, we’re out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?”
Your mother woke me up Sunday morning with a cup of coffee.
It was the nicest thing she'd done all week.
My friend is annoyed because it took so long to euthanize his coffee cup.
He told me they had to get his mug shot and everything.
What's the difference between a cup of coffee and a piss?
I took a picture of my coffee cup with my new SLR camera
It made a great mug shot.
For the cost of one cup of coffee, you could be helping someone in need...
Why does coffee come in small cups?
Because if it was a big cup, it would be a latte.
I'm desperate for a cup of coffee . . .
You could say I'm CAF-FEINDING
When you say to your dad that you only want a half cup of coffee...
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Someone stole my coffee cup
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