When it's muggy.
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,
"But sir, it's fresh ground!"
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
I am not an Indian giver...
...I take that back.
Her: So, you like it?
Me: I just told you it was average.
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
> I added half and half
He said, "One sugar?"
I said, "Yes, just the one cup. And don't call me sugar."
It was mugged.
After a stunned silence...
"At least it runs Java now."
Best deal I ever made
I'm going to the police station to look at mug shots.
(I like this version better, that's all.)
Hebrewed it
I said that's not my cup of tea
It was one ugly mug.
It was the nicest thing she'd done all week.
He got mugged
He told me they had to get his mug shot and everything.
15 minutes.
It made a great mug shot.
...of coffee.
Because if it was a big cup, it would be a latte.
You could say I'm CAF-FEINDING
Depresso
Depresso.
