When you join a convent, do you have to sign a Nun disclosure agreement?
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📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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From my son -- What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

Moonster.

(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)

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📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Welcome to Seasonal Pun Emporium!

We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!

(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).

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📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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how do we know early man was nomadic?

they were meander-thals. came up with it at work today. full disclosure: not a dad, but i'll be an uncle soon.

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📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I’d be happy to tell you about my secret Indian Restaurant...

...right after you sign this naan disclosure agreement

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.

They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I recently signed an NDA...

This was part of my dinner last night.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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What's the Hawaiian squirrel's favorite anime?

My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]

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📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Wootbeer.

Full disclosure I hear this joke on "Stop Podcasting Yourself" all the time and it makes me laugh everytime.

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📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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At the Indian Restaurant

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

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👤︎ u/PBest
📅︎ Apr 06 2015
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I was hired as a chef at an Indian Restaurant..

Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement

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👤︎ u/K3R3G3
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...

he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement

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📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left to college

Bison!


Full disclosure: I'm not a dad, but my dad told me this joke and I think it will be appreciated here.
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My favorite Indian restaurant keeps their bread recipe a secret...

All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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👤︎ u/slimdune
📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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While buying something with a credit card...

I was getting my card ready to swipe, and the cashier said "strip facing me" and I said "you want me to do WHAT?" He nervously laughed and my wife was very disappointed in me.

Full disclosure: I am a dad

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📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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I heard a German sausage joke...

Full disclosure: it's the wurst.

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👤︎ u/Xerotrope
📅︎ Apr 20 2016
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After weighing myself...

Full disclosure, I'm just a guy in his mid-20s - not a dad, though with my cheesy sense of humor I may as well be. Wanted to share one of my prouder examples of that today.

Anyways, a couple friends and I were visiting another friend out of town, and we'd been eating quite a bit on our trip (and not the healthiest stuff either). I randomly decided to weigh myself and found that I was 158 lbs, which was a bit alarming because I had just been around 150 a week or two prior.

Came downstairs and the topic of how much we'd been eating came up. I mentioned my weight of 158, and one of my friends went "Damn, how did that happen?" And I swear to god, without even thinking, this just came out:

"Well I was 150... and then I eight."

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👤︎ u/womble2113
📅︎ Jun 07 2016
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My gf mentioned some singer named Constantine.

So I told her it was Greek for forever young. Constant teen. Full disclosure, I am a dad.

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📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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Did you know that protons have mass?

They're Catholic, you see.

(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)

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👤︎ u/xwatchmanx
📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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