A list of puns related to "Accountability"
He couldnβt budget so he worked it out with a pencil
Because they love to spread sheet!
No shit Sherlock?
I've always had a lack of interest.
Tax-is
They were Prime mates.
I can only do panic.
Because youβre now a steakholder
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.
From Twitter.
Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!
Cause Iβm always checking to see if thereβs money.
You have my word.
Summer
Not a single fan.
A Civil Serpent.
Because it's accrual world out there.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
but I've slowly gained interest
Son: βI hate crumbs.β
Me: βThatβs not cool. Crumbs never did anything to you.β
Son: βWell I donβt want to eat them.β
Me: βAnd they donβt want to eat you.β
Son: βCrumbs canβt eat anything, Dad. They donβt have a mouth and they canβt swallow things inside them.β
Me: βWhat if thereβs a river of crumbs going into the ocean and a duck lands on them and itβs like quicksand so the duck gets swallowed up at the mouth of the river of crumbs? Iβd say it just got eaten.β
Son: βAnd Iβd say youβre ducking weird.β
Itβs a balancing act
No followers.
I lost Yuan
He said βNo, Iβm adulting you.β
What do you call two monkeys that share and Amazon account?
My dad: there's no need to insult my income like that.
An accountant (account'nt)
I want no trouble, so I decided to leave it where I found it
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
Does that mean I have accountability?
He worked it out with a pencil!
He couldnβt budget, so he had to work it out with a pencil.
Tax-is.
They were Prime mates.
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil.
They just couldnβt budget
You have my Word.
He worked it out with a calculator.
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