What sound does a witches car make?

Broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellBumWee
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If a coven has too many witches…

…is that an embarrassment of witches???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isights
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?

Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

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A seismologist makes a discovery along an active fault line.

It’s absolutely groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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The discovery of the shovel

Was ground breaking

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What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?

Broooom Broooom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwzNk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What noise does a Witch's vehical make?

Brooom brooom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arl107
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is a perfect book to read during June

A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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What is the Wicked Witch Of The West's least favourite leisure park?

WATER WORLD! WATER WOOOOOOORLD!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

I don't know but I'm getting hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What do you call a witch who's into on and off relationships?

A switch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I once dated a condemned witch.

There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she’s just an old flame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?

It’s riddikulus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vote4Hitler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?

Because he was kept under wraps...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_Delavnici
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?

Draw a hex-a-gon(e).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.

When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettiestvirgin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What is a witches favorite gum?

Double Bubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...

Into what ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A new discovery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatTonyBologna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?

It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Always part of a classical dish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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Did you know a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence?

For example

  1. I ate my friend's lunch
  2. I ate my friend's colon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jezza000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Priority5118
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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In honor of the occasion. What do you call witches who live together?

Broommates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?

So they knew which witch was which.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threedeenyc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?

Hex-Mex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and

Curiosity killed the cat :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancient_Presence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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What is a witch's favorite method of writing

Cursive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikuSama39
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EightRules
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?

I usually toast my sand Witches.

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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....

..... oof !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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β€œOrion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”

Terrible joke, only three stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Previous-Egg-1848
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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My friend made a lot of money selling viagra

I told him to keep it up!

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I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I don’t have a lot of money.

Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.

….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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What sound does a witches car make?

Broom Broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fa_kinsit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What noise does a witch's veichle make?

Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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What sound does a fast witch make?

Broom broom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicfantic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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