What sound does a witches car make?
If a coven has too many witches…
…is that an embarrassment of witches???
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
A seismologist makes a discovery along an active fault line.
It’s absolutely groundbreaking.
The discovery of the shovel
What kind of noises a witch vehicle make?
What noise does a Witch's vehical make?
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is a perfect book to read during June
A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.
What is the Wicked Witch Of The West's least favourite leisure park?
WATER WORLD! WATER WOOOOOOORLD!!
What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
What do you call a witch who's into on and off relationships?
I once dated a condemned witch.
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she’s just an old flame.
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?
Because he was kept under wraps...
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.
When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."
What is a witches favorite gum?
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb...
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
Why did the witch get rid of her new broom?
It was a bit thin and she couldn't get used to driving a stick.
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Always part of a classical dish
Did you know a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence?
For example
- I ate my friend's lunch
- I ate my friend's colon
A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
In honor of the occasion. What do you call witches who live together?
Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?
So they knew which witch was which.
What kind of ethnic food do witches prefer?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
What is a witch's favorite method of writing
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
“Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”
Terrible joke, only three stars.
What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water. Butane is a lighter fluid
My friend made a lot of money selling viagra
I told him to keep it up!
I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I don’t have a lot of money.
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.
….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.
What sound does a witches car make?
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What sound does a fast witch make?
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