Don't get pun , help me
"Have you ever eaten wrong honey?"
"No?"
"Boooo"
I don't get it help me
Not everyone gets puns
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Kleptomaniacs don't get puns...
They always take things literally.
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees.He counted and gave me 13.
"Sir, you gave me an extra." That's a freebie.
where did captain hook get his hook?
I would love to get paid to sleep.
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Why did Dwayne Johnson’s family get tested for covid?
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
You get nowhere in life without taking a Risk, officer.
That’s why I robbed the board game store.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The anteater replies, "I was born with it!"
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
If two vegans get in a fight...
... is it still considered a beef?
Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
My wife said she's leaving me because I spend to much time trying to get reddit points for dad jokes.
What do you call a puppy that gets into everything?
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Why don’t ants get sick?
They have little anty bodies
(Courtesy of my fellow dad LT)
I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets larger when it gets closer
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
My sister didn't get my pun
What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros
I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.
Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
So I peed on my college application and submitted it to get into my choice college. Guess what they told me?
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
What couldn't the pasta get into his house?
Because he had gnocchi....
I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit-
Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
I'm on the fence about the COVID-19 vaccine, but the free stuff you can get for showing your vaccination card looks really nice.
I guess it's worth a shot.
April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
How do you get your child excited to go to church?
Tell them they are going to the prayground
What’s the worst thing that’ll happen to the Gaetz household if he gets busted?
His son will end up an empty Nestor.
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
He got it at a second hand store...
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