How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t, you get down from a goose
How does harry potter get down a hill?
If there is one genre of music that raises me up on some days and gets me down other days
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
Anyone: I’m gunna run down to the convenient store and get something to drink.
Dad: you should probably drive, running that far seems like a lot of unnecessary work.
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
Somebody get the Captain! There’s been a hull breach! We’re going down!
What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
Guy gets pulled over for running a stop sign. He says to the cop “give me a break man, I slowed down.” The cop starts beating on the guy and says...
“So... do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?”
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.
If you ever get locked out of your home, sit down and talk to the lock calmly
Because communication is key
My wife said, “Why did you forget to get all the stuff from the grocery store that I wrote down?”
I said, “When I got there, I felt.....listless.”
I’ll tell you what gets me down.
I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.
The presidents guards aren’t allowed to scream “get down” before the president is attacked anymore.
They have to yell “Donald, Duck!”
Edit: whoever gave me the gold award, thank you so much. I would repay you in a way, but I don’t know who you are.
Wanna know what gets me down
How do u get a one-armed monkey down from a coconut tree?
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...
(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.
I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.
Yelled down the street to my daughter while she was walking my FIL's little chihuahua: "Hey did you get that dog on sale??"
It certainly looks like you got it half off!!
I could hear the groan all the way up the street..success!
How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don’t. You get down off a duck.
How do you get Down off an Elephant?
You don’t, you get Down off a Duck
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
By walking!.... JK ROLLING!
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
How do you get down off of an elephant?
You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off of a goose.
The secret service aren’t allowed to yell “GET DOWN” anymore if the president is about to be attacked.
Instead they say, “DONALD, Duck!”
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t. Down comes from a goose.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell “Donald duck”!
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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