Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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Why did the chemist make puns?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
It seems my ability to make punsβ¦
β¦has just groan over time.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
In these dark times, itβs important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
when life gives you lemons, make puns!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I try so hard to make puns
But it's always a dad joke
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I donβt usually make puns about dividing numbers...
But I will make one if I halve two.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
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︎ May 24 2020
How do you call a rabbit that make puns?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Inspirobot makes puns now
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︎ Jul 15 2019
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
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︎ May 25 2019
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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︎ Jan 10 2018
I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.
Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.
I wasnβt feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, βAluminum!β I responded, βCan it! My plans have been foiled and Iβm not in the mood to scrap.β
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︎ Jun 29 2016
I like to make puns about the noble gasses...
But they rarely seem to get a reaction...
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︎ Dec 16 2013
Why can't Beethoven make puns?
He's dead and it's not his forte
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︎ Jun 26 2008
My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Science puns make me numb
But math puns make me number.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
This is how you make neon geen.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back.
No body laughed at that time, but eventually everyone got it.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I'll make sure to control my anger next time
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︎ Feb 09 2021
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I tried to make money as a sculptor,
but I could only get the heads right so I went bust.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
How does Moses make coffee?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Make a bee-line here.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He donβt come around here no more
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︎ Jan 15 2021
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why do socket wrenches make bad lovers?
All they do is nut and bolt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
How do you make holy water?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.
"Really?"
"Sure," she said.
"It's the yeast I can do."
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︎ Jan 22 2021
As a doctor, I never make jokes about an unvaccinated baby.
But let me give it a shot.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why don't people who eat ass make good taste testers?
Their tongues have been TAINTed!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
If Thursday is a sad day but Friday is even sadder, does that make it a sadder day
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What animal makes buildings?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Which eye doctor makes you happy?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I donβt usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
A few puns make me numb.
But math puns make me number.
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