Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
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Why did the chemist make puns?

To see the reactions...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
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It seems my ability to make puns…

…has just groan over time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.

Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.

You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwahJooz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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when life gives you lemons, make puns!
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I try so hard to make puns

But it's always a dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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How do you call a rabbit that make puns?

Bugs Punny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikkel1508
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Inspirobot makes puns now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darthgalaxo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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How to make puns like Liza Koshy...in 30 seconds youtu.be/ToFsN3ibrBA
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I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.

I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, β€œAluminum!” I responded, β€œCan it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariahYM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Filipinos make puns for each day of June. imgur.com/a/8e4hE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imstarlordman
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I like to make puns about the noble gasses...

But they rarely seem to get a reaction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kawww
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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Why can't Beethoven make puns?

He's dead and it's not his forte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeirOfGrief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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Only asses make puns on reddit reddit.com/info/6p2jb/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffualo
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My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....

But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dilborg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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This is how you make neon geen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back.

No body laughed at that time, but eventually everyone got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,

Then soviet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankcompany69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I'll make sure to control my anger next time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkLad45
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I tried to make money as a sculptor,

but I could only get the heads right so I went bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.

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Make a bee-line here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad

He don’t come around here no more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theichel24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why do socket wrenches make bad lovers?

All they do is nut and bolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chc36
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
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My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.

"Really?" "Sure," she said.

"It's the yeast I can do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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As a doctor, I never make jokes about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why don't people who eat ass make good taste testers?

Their tongues have been TAINTed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beastocity1089
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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If Thursday is a sad day but Friday is even sadder, does that make it a sadder day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What animal makes buildings?

Boa constructor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Which eye doctor makes you happy?

An optimist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwerfpoes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?

You add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itz_timu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I make puns

Does that make me a pundit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecataclysmo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I don’t usually make puns about fractions...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I don't normally make puns about fractions...

But I will if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HXCg4m3r
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A few puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
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