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[Request] puns about trash
Starting a waste removal company and looking for some punny name ideas. Dirty puns allowed - I'll clean it up, if needed.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.
I had the time of my life.
What do you call dirty pickles?
I just shaved my beard off but left behind a big ol dirty moustache
I have a dirty story about a couple of chickens in a motel room...
It's just two fowl to discuss
Here’s a really dirty joke....
A white horse fell in mud
A roofer was decapitated today while telling a dirty joke to his co-worker
I'm not sure what the joke was, but somebody should get his head out of the gutter.
You guys wanna hear a dirty joke
So little jimmy was playing in some mud and he had to take a bath
She get her hand dirty to save us all !!
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
Why do sinners always have such dirty shoes?
Because their soles are unclean.
I threw an engagement ring at my girlfriend, but she dodged out of the way.
To my dirty English teacher whose home I walked through...
There was a lot of literature house.
Wannna hear a dirty joke
A kid fell in a mud puddle.
What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?
I accidentally left some money in my jeans as they went through the wash.
I just worry because I know it’s illegal to launder money.
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty.
They’re my last re-shorts!
How do you get rid of someone’s dirty thoughts?
Want to hear something really dirty?
What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?
I asked my wife is she was using the ps3 charging cable
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
Atleast it made Sophie's day.
I have a fear of being under something dirty but no one gets my position.
No one ever under stained...
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear.
The other is a very good year
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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