A list of puns related to "Septic"
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you shit faced.”
Turns out he was a shit driver..
"Caution – This truck is full of Political Promises"
"I guess they don't want us to leave any of our crap."
He said "no shit"
wife: The realtor has offered to have the septic system pumped...
me: That's a load of crap!
Her response was "guess he had a shitty day". Dad joked by my own wife couldn't believe it.
It's a pretty crappy job.
"We're number 1 in the number 2 business!"
It's an anti-septic.
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
Son: He will live on with us in spirit, at least.
Me: Well, for a few months, but then he can live on in spirit out in the septic tank.
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