Leaky Puns

A list of puns related to "Leaky"

The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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👤︎ u/vabune
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I knew it was a mistake to take my friend who failed to appear in court out on my leaky sailboat.

As soon as it started leaking, he skipped bail.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you do with a leaky roof and glue?

You start ceiling it.

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👤︎ u/Jasqoon
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Just found out we have a super leaky roof

I just hope it doesnt make the property go into liquidation

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👤︎ u/WowCreativeName
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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What do you call four hispanic people in a leaky boat?

Cuatro sinko.

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👤︎ u/arossetter
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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Leaky pen from waiter and I say, "this pen is dangerous"

Person at table responds, "Would you say it's undependable?"

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👤︎ u/roaet
📅︎ Jan 06 2017
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I need a name for a running group.

I had one in mind but I'm having trouble jogging my memory and am running out of ideas. Any help is much appreciated.

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👤︎ u/canadasecond
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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Why was the lion's neck all wet?

He had a leaky water mane.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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My 7-year-old just became a Dad

My wife was reading one of those touching (read: sappy) Christmastime stories to the kids before bed tonight. She was getting a bit teary-eyed by the end, and was having trouble seeing the pages.

Wife: "Sorry, kids, my eyes got all leaky."

7yo: "Oh, your eyes have a leak in them?"

Wife: "Yeah."

7yo: "How did you even get a vegetable in there?"

Wife and I applaud. This is the kid who usually hates my dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/chaosTechnician
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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