Hi Guys! I did this a few years ago and decided to try it again. This is an attempt to update everyone on our current loanees. I've ranked this in terms of performances so if you guys only want to read about the successful loans, only read the top few. Age of the player is in brackets. TL;DR at the bottom
- Yunus Akgün (21) - Adana Demirspor: Yunus' breakout season is finally happening, and boy has it been worth the wait. After a good loan at ADS last season where he helped them to the 1.Lig title, Yunus joined them again but this time in the Süper Lig. I must say I was skeptical about the move at first, but as soon as Montella came in for them over Samet Aybaba I slightly felt more comfortable. Throughout this period, we've seen Yunus develop as a much more consistent player, most importantly showing a change in stamina and physique which has allowed him to perform throughout the game and not get lost towards the latter stages. Additionally, he has further improved his finishing while also becoming much more of a team player, which can be seen by looking at his assists this season. He's formed a great connection with Balotelli and Vargas, hopefully there will be more to come in the second half of the season. However, Yunus still has certain points of improvement: his successful dribbles lie at a low 47.17% and he lacks participation in the final third, failing to contribute when the opponents are more compact within their box. With Babel, Arda and Feghouli all reaching the end of their contracts and Kerem gaining attention from numerous clubs across Europe, Yunus can definitely eventually steal a starting spot.
This season (league): 19 Apps, 1095 minutes, 5 goals, 4 assists
This season (cup): 3 Apps, 160 minutes, 1 goal, 6 assists
- Batuhan Sen (22) - Menemenspor: Although he might be slightly less on the radar for some fans, Batuhan's efforts this season have not gone unnoticed. Despite Menemenspor currently sitting 15th in the 1.Lig, Batuhan has been one of the best performing 1.Lig keepers this season with a SofaScore rating of 7.11. He has put up a total of 82 saves in the league this season, conceding 1.7 goals per game while making 4.6 saves per game (73% save percentage). This shows that his lack of clean sheets (4) has mostly been the cause of Menemenspor's leaky defense. Furthermore, the 22 year old keeper has played every game since arriving, further adding senior experience. As I haven't watched too much of him th
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Our 8 week old (5 weeks adjusted) is a very messy bottle feeder. He’s combo fed (BF before being bottle fed formula) and has been leaking food only at the bottle. We’ve tried Dr. Brown’s, Tommie Tippee, Comotomo, and Medela. He collapses size 1 nipples on some bottles (and still leaks) and then seems to get overwhelmed by size 2.
He’s gaining weight and has plenty of wet diapers but this still feels like something we should fix. His pedi said he had a slight tongue tie but minimized it, suggesting it doesn’t affect his latch (I’m not convinced).
Has anyone had a leaky eater? What was the reason? How’d you address it? Is there something else causing it that I’m not considering?
(And for context, baby has recently started sleeping in 4-5 hr stretches at night and I have to wake him to feed occasionally, as this feels too long for a 8 wo?)
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
They just don’t work!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
