My son kept chewing on electrical cables
So I had to ground him
I bit into an electrical cable last night
I won't do it again, it shocked me.
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.
"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked. "Gas, electric and cable" I responded.
RL yuks
Daughter goofing around put a Mr Potato Head hairpiece on Dad's head. "There, now you have a toupee!"
Dad replies, "I already have a lot of 'to-pays'. Electric bill, mortgage, cable, phone..."
