What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
I saw a guy going around telling people to touch a naked wire he has been carrying with him.
My friends and I tried to bypass the quarantine laws by dressing up as crows and hanging out together on top of a telephone wire
Unfortunately, someone called the police on us and we got arrested for attempted murder.
Wires should be called wheres
Nobody asks why they exist, just where do they go.
What do parent wires do with bad kid wires
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
Did you ever see how wires are made?
I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...
... I thought, that makes sense, it’s a swordfish, they’re good at fencing.
My wife and I have problems understanding each other and always get wires crossed.
But I love it when the sparks fly.
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
I saw some kids outside playing with live wires.
I think they should be grounded.
This afternoon at the hardware store my son asks, "Papi, do we need any barbed wire?"
Me: "No, son. But, don't be mad that we don't. There's no need to take a fence."
I strip wires for a living.
It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
Why do crows sit on electric wires? - To make long distance caws.
What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny
My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Father’s Day.
When I asked what happened to the old ones he said “ they decided it was time to go to wire college”
A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar, and his friend challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under 2 seconds. He responds...
My son keeps chewing on the live electric wires...as a parent, I handled it...
I told him he’s grounded.
I touched an old electricity wire
I'm CURRENTly shocked by how old it is
The best music playing devices have wires.
Wireless devices often sound chord-less.
My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.
I was going to wire a time travel joke but...
You guys said it was a repost.
"Don't touch that electric wire with your bare hands!"
A man walked into a wire trimming store with two wires
He came out one wire short
Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
Did you ever see how wires are made?
I strip wires for a living.
It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
what happens to a cow when it jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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