My son kept chewing on electrical cables

So I had to ground him

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📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I bit into an electrical cable last night

I won't do it again, it shocked me.

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📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.

"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked. "Gas, electric and cable" I responded.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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RL yuks

Daughter goofing around put a Mr Potato Head hairpiece on Dad's head. "There, now you have a toupee!"

Dad replies, "I already have a lot of 'to-pays'. Electric bill, mortgage, cable, phone..."

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👤︎ u/kjbrasda
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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