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Drafty Puns

A list of puns related to "Drafty"

Why is it always so drafty in football stadiums?

Because of all the fans.

Hm. This might be funnier after social distancing measures are safely eased.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Last night I used a towel to block a drafty door until I could buy some weatherstripping

It was, admittedly, a stop-gap solution.

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👤︎ u/blazemongr
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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Why did the bartender put on a sweater?

She thought it was a little drafty.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Someone said this while entering my campus writing center... Thought r/dadjokes would appreciate it.

"My my, it sure is drafty in here!"

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👤︎ u/7000milestogo
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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