Claustrophobic Puns

A list of puns related to "Claustrophobic"

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

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👤︎ u/superpie5
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Why do claustrophobic people make good employees?

They're good at thinking outside the box.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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In my opinion, claustrophobics are the most creative.

They always think out of the box.

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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My 3 year old got scared of the mall Santa. I guess he’s claustrophobic like his old man
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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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I asked my friend if he was claustrophobic

He said "no, I think Santa's great!"

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👤︎ u/mikelln
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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How come kids are never claustrophobic?

Because then they don’t get presents every Christmas.

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👤︎ u/im-to-cool-for-you
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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I'm claustrophobic and hate tiny bathrooms

they scare the shit out of me!

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👤︎ u/HistoricalMeat
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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I am scared of small, festive grottos.

I am Santa Claustrophobic

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👤︎ u/sweetmusiccaroline
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa clause ?

Claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/half-life__3_confirm
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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My kid just told me she’s scared of Santa.

She’s Claustrophobic

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👤︎ u/mlucasr
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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Why does Santa fear getting stuck in a chimney?

Because he’s Claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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A lot of puns

I didn't know why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

I'm know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I didn't know where the boomerang went. And then it came to me.

Did you hear about the guy who's left arm was cut off? He's all right now.

I didn't like my beard. And then it grew on me.

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the blue.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Nope. Unintended.

Hope this made your day! If I get a lot of upvotes I'll make Part 2.

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👤︎ u/tennisfanBRAWLSTARS
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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How does Santa feel when he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobic.

I'll delete my account now

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👤︎ u/diego_godean
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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Once I saw a guy dressed like santa claus...

I was in a mall and I went in the elevator and I saw santa just ripping off his beard and I got scared

After that incident, I'm claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/happy_anand
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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I choose to think outside the box

I'm claustrophobic

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👤︎ u/michaelveyrocks
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What is Santa's worst fear?

Getting stuck going down a chimney because he's Claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/Gambit9000
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Why doesn’t Santa slide down chimneys anymore?

Cause he’s Claustrophobic

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👤︎ u/ssigea
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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My dad this morning.

My mother was complaining to my little sister about using her bathroom. The other bathroom is substantially smaller, so when my little sister got out of the bathroom she said "Sorry I don't want to be, like, claustrophobic." so my dad said "Who's claustrophobic? A friend of yours?"

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👤︎ u/aeonws
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic..

Turns out he just needed a little space.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

All he wanted was space.

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👤︎ u/11Letters1Name
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space

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👤︎ u/st_jimmy_02
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?

You give him a little space.

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👤︎ u/kashafmirza
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut ?

He just needed a little space

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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What does a claustrophobic astronaut want?

Space

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

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👤︎ u/syntamashi
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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A lot of puns

I didn't know why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

I'm know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I didn't know where the boomerang went. And then it came to me.

Did you hear about the guy who's left arm was cut off? He's all right now.

I didn't like my beard. And then it grew on me.

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the blue.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Nope. Unintended.

Hope this made your day! If I get a lot of upvotes I'll make Part 2.

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👤︎ u/tennisfanBRAWLSTARS
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Afraid of Santa?

You must be CLAUStrophobic

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👤︎ u/Pepperoni_troll
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/BreakingGarrick
📅︎ Dec 18 2016
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In the spirit of the holidays: what do you call a person afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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👤︎ u/125bench
📅︎ Dec 17 2017
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