It seems like moving to the US from China would be pretty disorienting.
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Did you hear? Parents everywhere are feeling disoriented and unable to keep up with their kids while at home.

An announcement was made by the Center for Dizzies Control.

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A church was hiring a new bell ringer

And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.

"I'll show you",said Stan.

They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.

"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."

"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"

"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.

All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.

"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.

Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."

"But his face sure rings a bell"

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I just returned home from a trip to eastern Asia.

Now I'm disoriented.

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👤︎ u/jpep0469
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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If you spin an Oriental person several times while bent down,

Will he / she be disoriented?

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📅︎ May 24 2020
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An Asian man got a race change...

Now he's disoriented.

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📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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The best oriental dad pun.

My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.

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A conversation I just had with my dad about outdated terminology.

(Asian) Dad: -uses the term 'oriental' to describe Asian people-

Me: Dad, "Oriental" is too old-fashioned. You shouldn't use it nowadays because it confuses people.

Dad: Oh, okay. Would you say it...disorients them?

Me: ........

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👤︎ u/sakikatana
📅︎ Jan 13 2016
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If you spin an Oriental guy around and round...

Would he become disoriented?

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Have you heard about the Japanese parents who got surgery to Americanize their eyes?

When the awoke, they were disoriented.

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📅︎ May 12 2016
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times,

does he become disoriented?

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Just got back from working in China for two weeks...

And I feel a little disoriented.

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Quasimodo's Replacement

Once upon a time Quasimodo was growing old and wanted to retire. Before he could, he had to hire someone new to ring the bells of the Church of Notre Dame in his place. He placed an ad in the newspaper but only one man showed up for the interview. This man happened to have no arms. The man begged Quasimodo to give him a chance, and that despite his appearance he could indeed perform the duties of the job. Quasimodo eventually caved and gave him a chance. The next day at 1:00 sharp they met in the bell tower. The man with no arms takes a wide stance near the edge of the room and charges directly towards the bell at a dead sprint. He smacks the bell squarely with his head and it produces a wonderful sonorous ring. Pleased with the results, Quasimodo tells him that if he can continue to ring the bell for the rest of the day he has the job. 2:00 passes and the man with no arms headbuts the bell twice, at 3:00 three times, and on and on until at 12:00 he produces only 11 rings before he was so disoriented and concussed that he charges right past the bell, over the railing, and falls to his death. The next day when the police investigate the mysterious death of an unknown man with no arms Quasimodo was asked if he knew anything about the dead man. He told them " I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell"

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👤︎ u/Bygles
📅︎ May 21 2016
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Since we're on China jokes. If you spin a China Man around fast enough...

... does he get disoriented?

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📅︎ Oct 04 2016
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My father went to Asia once when I was very young

The first thing he said when he got back - "Man am I disoriented."

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📅︎ Apr 22 2014
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Seeing Double

This is actually a two-in-one deal as both my step dad and dad were involved with the joke. My family and I were watching my sister's basketball game and one of her teammates hit her head on the court.

Stepdad: "She looks disoriented I guess she's seeing double."

Dad: "So every basket should count as 4 points."

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📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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