Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for carrying a gun made out of Jello?

He was charged with carrying a congealed weapon.

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📅︎ Apr 07 2022
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How did the slime mold feel about the mushrooms growing next door?

He was a little un-oozy about it.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2022
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