What can I use to block petrifaction?

Currently I’m using the Angry God equipped with Tempest so my destructive blow that does 9999+ damage x2 only has a 1 turn cool down. The only thing that typically kills me is a random player corpse, or the dreaded petrifaction. How do I get around that?

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Aggressor - Procreate the Petrifactions (Estonia, 1993) youtu.be/snqvm1IQBpk
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Yo, so these dudes were petrified very recently. They were in the cart at the beginning of AOAW. Why lie about the last petrifaction being 30 years ago? Are there way more petrifications being hidden from the public?
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Anyone knows what happens to pregnant women and their babies after petrifaction ?

It's just a random thought that comes to my mind every now and then. Like fr what happens? Do babies turn into stone too? If so how to turn them back? Or do they just die inside the petrified mother? Or do they get out somehow and die outside of the mother since there's no one to take care of them?. Impress me with your theories.

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What was gen doing before the petrifaction

Was he hiding or something? That’s always bugged me

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Theory on petrifaction (spoilers)

Okay so there’s the Why man who communicated with them but I don’t understand how he can be alive unless it’s a different person or due to petrifaction so something i would love to see is he is a super genius and he upload he brain in to a computer and has a robot to do everything for him. This would make him the a good villain as brains vs brains

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In the Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, A statue of a Petrified Lion is vandalized with a marker. Later on in the movie, that same lion (who was released from petrifaction) is shown with drawn-on glasses and mustache.
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Party has no way to cure Petrifaction = Bad DM to use Gorgons/Medusa in lvl 8-9 dungeon?

Ripping off the Black Earth Temple / Cult Dungeon for homebrew DnD5e campaign.

They are at the ruined Earth Temple of their world, and have Barbarian + Paladin + Bardlock + Rogue.

They don't know what the Earth Temple holds, except earthy undead.

They've previously chosen to go around a Basilisk Cave, risking swamps and longer way round, afraid of Petrification.

Should I include an (undead) Gorgon, and how should I play it if I do?

Should I include an (undead) Medusa, and how should I play it if I do?

Tyty, all replies very much appreciated!

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You’re immune to petrifaction as long as you have a boner
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When the petrifaction hits you just right
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[help] how to resist Auen petrifaction/stun?
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Instead of reflections, perhaps the age of the basilisk caused the petrifactions(weaker aura or whatever). Thoughts on this as a mechanic?

I don't know yet if the basilisk will be the creature on darkness ascendant or something else like a gorgon hybrid but I just mused on the idea that the basilisk due to being so old has a film overs its eyes causing it to petrify instead of kill or its just magically weak due to old age.

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Nicks petrifaction

I always wonder if nearly headless Nick would have wanted to stay petrified. In book 5 I think it was he almost seems to regret his decision to become a ghost and petrification would probably be the closest a ghost could come to death?

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T7 easily farmable on DF, petrifactions are quite recoverable now.
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Clarification on petrifaction

Is petrifaction a curse, a disease or a magical effect? I plan on using this as a big plot point to my game and need to know what it’s classified as to know how my players can counter it. Is it dependent on the creature that inflicts the condition?

Also, how is petrification typically reversed or cured?

Thank you

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Some players get Analysis Paralysis, others get Analysis Petrifaction. dndui.com/webcomic/56Raff…
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TIL: You can dispel Stone Gaze petrifaction on allies or yourself with certain heroes.

Dark Pact from Slark can dispel Stone Gaze if used before being petrified.

Abaddon's Ultimate can be used while disabled since 6.84 and dispels Stone Gaze on himself.

Abaddon's Apothic Shield can dispel Stone Gaze.

Oracle's Ultimate can dispel Stone Gaze ( can even be cast before Stone Gaze effect happens because it dispels every disable / debuff continuously )

Legion Commander's Press the Attack also can dispel Stone Gaze.

Other good options are Doom or Naga Siren or Omniknight. ( They don't dispel Stone Gaze, but their ultimates are very useful against Stone Gaze or Medusa ).

Tidehunter is also able to Dispel the petrifaction with his passive, but it relies on the enemy dealing enough damage to trigger his passive dispel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-grk86aqGK4

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Hiro Kone - Mist to petrifact (2021) hirokone.bandcamp.com/tra…
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Hiro Kone - Mist to Petrifact [Dais Records] youtu.be/JB_d7jtlNAI
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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What are the dumbest things people called β€œRip-offs” or β€œcopies”? For using basic genre tropes or both works being inspired by something even older?

I remember someone calling Mage: the Ascension a rip-off of Fate/Stay night because you can do sex magic in M:TAs and apparently F/SN invented the idea of using sex in rituals.

And people Calling Raya Avatar rip off because it has warring fantasy Asian inspired kingdoms? Despite the plot being completely different. In Avatar the Fire nation has is a empire and it’s the duty of the Gaang to travel across the world and find teachers so Aang can master the four elements. While in Raya they have to complete the magic orb to restore the dragons from petrifaction.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

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You've been hit by
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

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