Petrifaction Puns

Currently I’m using the Angry God equipped with Tempest so my destructive blow that does 9999+ damage x2 only has a 1 turn cool down. The only thing that typically kills me is a random player corpse, or the dreaded petrifaction. How do I get around that?

It's just a random thought that comes to my mind every now and then. Like fr what happens? Do babies turn into stone too? If so how to turn them back? Or do they just die inside the petrified mother? Or do they get out somehow and die outside of the mother since there's no one to take care of them?. Impress me with your theories.

Was he hiding or something? That’s always bugged me

Okay so there’s the Why man who communicated with them but I don’t understand how he can be alive unless it’s a different person or due to petrifaction so something i would love to see is he is a super genius and he upload he brain in to a computer and has a robot to do everything for him. This would make him the a good villain as brains vs brains

Ripping off the Black Earth Temple / Cult Dungeon for homebrew DnD5e campaign.

They are at the ruined Earth Temple of their world, and have Barbarian + Paladin + Bardlock + Rogue.

They don't know what the Earth Temple holds, except earthy undead.

They've previously chosen to go around a Basilisk Cave, risking swamps and longer way round, afraid of Petrification.

Should I include an (undead) Gorgon, and how should I play it if I do?

Should I include an (undead) Medusa, and how should I play it if I do?

Tyty, all replies very much appreciated!

I don't know yet if the basilisk will be the creature on darkness ascendant or something else like a gorgon hybrid but I just mused on the idea that the basilisk due to being so old has a film overs its eyes causing it to petrify instead of kill or its just magically weak due to old age.

I always wonder if nearly headless Nick would have wanted to stay petrified. In book 5 I think it was he almost seems to regret his decision to become a ghost and petrification would probably be the closest a ghost could come to death?

Is petrifaction a curse, a disease or a magical effect? I plan on using this as a big plot point to my game and need to know what it’s classified as to know how my players can counter it. Is it dependent on the creature that inflicts the condition?

Also, how is petrification typically reversed or cured?

Thank you

Dark Pact from Slark can dispel Stone Gaze if used before being petrified.

Abaddon's Ultimate can be used while disabled since 6.84 and dispels Stone Gaze on himself.

Abaddon's Apothic Shield can dispel Stone Gaze.

Oracle's Ultimate can dispel Stone Gaze ( can even be cast before Stone Gaze effect happens because it dispels every disable / debuff continuously )

Legion Commander's Press the Attack also can dispel Stone Gaze.

Other good options are Doom or Naga Siren or Omniknight. ( They don't dispel Stone Gaze, but their ultimates are very useful against Stone Gaze or Medusa ).

Tidehunter is also able to Dispel the petrifaction with his passive, but it relies on the enemy dealing enough damage to trigger his passive dispel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-grk86aqGK4

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I remember someone calling Mage: the Ascension a rip-off of Fate/Stay night because you can do sex magic in M:TAs and apparently F/SN invented the idea of using sex in rituals.

And people Calling Raya Avatar rip off because it has warring fantasy Asian inspired kingdoms? Despite the plot being completely different. In Avatar the Fire nation has is a empire and it’s the duty of the Gaang to travel across the world and find teachers so Aang can master the four elements. While in Raya they have to complete the magic orb to restore the dragons from petrifaction.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

The doctor says it terminal.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.