Rock puns
I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
Rock pun
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
When you are at rock bottom in life...
Geology rocks
but geography is where it’s at
What was Tesla and Edison's rock band called?
Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
I’m voting for the Rock for president..
I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.
I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
I saw a rock that was 5280 feet long
It was quite the milestone
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
I just bought my son a rock and roll dog...
What do you call a space rock that tells jokes?
Why did Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s family get tested for COVID-19
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
What's the difference between a rock thrown at you and a crazy girlfriend?
It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.
One look at medusa can get one rock hard
I once traveled to the Middle East, and suddenly, someone threw a rock at me.
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
So I order a drink on the rocks with a hint of citrus...
I was given a drink with limestone.
Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
I thought I had a foolproof method for high stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors...
... Now I'm losing money hand over fist!
A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert
In fact, he nearly rectum
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
Where’s the best place to play a rock concert?
9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...
Because the rock is a little meteor.
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
Why did Drake dig up and mash potatoes with a rock at the same time?
Becoming a rock star…
…might make you feel boulder.
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
Geology rocks!
But Geography is where it's at!
Geology rocks
But geography is where it's at.
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
Geology rocks.
But geography is where it’s at.
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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