I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
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οΈ Jan 26 2018
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
What is Jesus' favourite band?
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οΈ Apr 21 2021
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
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οΈ Dec 07 2020
My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). Youβre welcome.
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
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οΈ Mar 28 2021
I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'
You probably saw our posters
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
my little Rock Band
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οΈ Jan 19 2021
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
Kamikaze's favorite band
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οΈ Apr 21 2021
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
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οΈ Jan 29 2021
We named our band Windmill
So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
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οΈ Feb 12 2021
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? Iβm going to do personal training for the band that recorded βLolaβ and βYou Really Got Meβ. Itβs a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
There's a band called The Delays but I hate them
They keep playing 30 seconds after you stop them.
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
ποΈ 44
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οΈ Jan 06 2021
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
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οΈ Feb 26 2021
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
What's an electrician's favourite band?
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οΈ Jan 23 2021
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
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οΈ Feb 24 2021
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Jan 25 2021
Whatβs a stock traders favorite band?
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οΈ Feb 19 2021
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
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οΈ Feb 24 2021
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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οΈ Dec 16 2020
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
What do you call a band of geologists?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Feb 09 2021
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
ποΈ 275
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
I started a band called "Blanket"
ποΈ 96
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οΈ Jan 31 2021
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
ποΈ 27
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οΈ Feb 01 2021
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but donβt sing?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
ποΈ 44
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οΈ Feb 02 2021
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. Iβm gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded βLolaβ and βYou Really Got Meβ. Itβs a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
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οΈ Feb 15 2021
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
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