I was going to make a rubber band pun...

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mkaic
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Jehovah's Witness favourite band.

The Doors.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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What is Jesus' favourite band?

Nine inch nails.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koreanjudas
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dotFuture
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My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".

Its a cover band.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muphies__law
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Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brightsidek
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burritovore
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I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2021
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What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?

Scathmandu

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheNightmanCometh10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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my little Rock Band
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HatsAndStringCheese
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThroneDiscs
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Kamikaze's favorite band

The Grateful Dead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hello_babar
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I've started a new band called "Blanket'

We're a cover band

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsaveryshittyname
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crimsonate-F3
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A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.

I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2021
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This guy at the park, starting his own swing band. v.redd.it/z05skxjl60j61
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Spell487
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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We named our band Windmill

So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moneybot13
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When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

OC/DC, we called ourselves.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontcryformegiratina
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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The drummer in our band smashed his drums

re-percussions followed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucky_Boss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2021
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Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?

They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curmudgeon1836
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Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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Who is Elon musk's favorite band

Thirty seconds to mars

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oim8itsme
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There's a band called The Delays but I hate them

They keep playing 30 seconds after you stop them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing

They're called Mount. Rushmore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ur_Left_Airpod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2021
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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher

is what they were bangin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreepersFTW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?

It was quite a con on drum ...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2021
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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What's an electrician's favourite band?

AC/DC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrawlFan_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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There's a new band out called The 640 MB

But they still haven't gotten a single gig.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2021
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Have you heard of the band Pangea?

Sadly they broke up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaunchpadMcPogs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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What’s a stock traders favorite band?

Green Day!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flashbangthunder2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Love the new cat band Mewtallica

Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?

You're all fan-elastic!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sitathon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odins_left_testicle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scrranger11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a band of geologists?

A rock band

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That1GuyPrivate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I left because it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lordofthstrings
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I'm starting a band called Blanket.

It's a cover band.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2021
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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/streety22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.

We’re a cover band.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2021
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I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RebellionRob75
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