I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
What is Jesus' favourite band?
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'
You probably saw our posters
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
We named our band Windmill
So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
There's a band called The Delays but I hate them
They keep playing 30 seconds after you stop them.
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
What's an electrician's favourite band?
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
What’s a stock traders favorite band?
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
What do you call a band of geologists?
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
I started a band called "Blanket"
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
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