I was going to make a rubber band pun...

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotFuture
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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my little Rock Band
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I left because it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I've started a new band called "Blanket'

We're a cover band

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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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We named our band Windmill

So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneybot13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?

They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon1836
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Who is Elon musk's favorite band

Thirty seconds to mars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oim8itsme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What’s a stock traders favorite band?

Green Day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashbangthunder2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What's an electrician's favourite band?

AC/DC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrawlFan_1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Love the new cat band Mewtallica

Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher

is what they were bangin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepersFTW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Have you heard of the band Pangea?

Sadly they broke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaunchpadMcPogs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a band of geologists?

A rock band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1GuyPrivate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrranger11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...

I had to Nicks that idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?

I didn't even get to hear them play live yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What is a child’s favorite rock band?

The Offspring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWMINPUBG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why did the Turkey want to join a band?

Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruffmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Remember the band that did that rock cover of β€œwalk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?

Pharaohsmith.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What is a good name for a cover band?

Blanket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.

Gonna call it Poi, Son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarofcomics77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

The Who

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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There's a band called 999MB.

they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...

They appreciate feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...

Saw (goodnight everybody!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterOfBunnies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I'm starting a band called Blanket.

It's a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.

We’re a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...

We’re a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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