Rock puns
I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
Rock pun
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
I saw a rock that was 5280 feet long
It was quite the milestone
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
I heard herb gardens grow better with classic rock in the background, so I played a Styx album on repeat.
Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.
A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert
In fact, he nearly rectum
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
Geology rocks.
But geography is where it’s at.
Becoming a rock star…
…might make you feel boulder.
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?
We will, we will rock you!
Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
What is a child’s favorite rock band?
What do you call rocks that give bad advice?
Dad, what's this rock? That's leverite...
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
Why didn’t the geologist care about his foliated metamorphic rock?
The Rock announced that he, his wife, and their 2 daughters have recovered from Covid.
They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking.
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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