The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
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The best dad joke of all

My second son was born today at 1:05!

Joke’s on them- my dad jokes will increase exponentially with a second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wreckingjew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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It's fascinating viewing the data over humanity's exponential consumption of lumber over time.

It is presented, of course, as a log log log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NessaSola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Did you hear about the subreddit about exponential growth?

The number of subscribers are growing every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"

"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says, "you have to find the Logger-rhythm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?

Exponential DK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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Today, I'd like to give thanks to the minus sign

Thanks for making a difference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisgruntledChild
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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Never drink and derive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Dadjoked at work

Girl at work: "there's a good beer in Australia called Four X"

Me: "is it twice as good as Dos Equis?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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One of my friends doesn't understand logarithms no matter how I try to explain it to them...

They're having an exponential crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xealloch
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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My sister needed some help with math homework...

Sister: Hey dad, I need some help with my math homework.

Dad: What are you learning?

Sister: Exponential decay.

Dad: Decay?

Sister: Yeah...

Dad: It comes after H, I, J...

She didn't get it at first but my dad just started laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scootnoodle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2015
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Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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