I saw this described as a "visual dad joke"
A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
My dad has just described Syria as "Assad" state of affairs.
When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
At a job interview I got asked to describe myself in a nutshell
I said it's so dark I can't breathe has anyone got a nut cracker I can't breathe
My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.
I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.
There is only one way to describe this year for Donald Trump.
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
My teacher asked us to describe our breakfast in one word.
I told her it was surreal
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd have to say:
How do you describe rotten feta?
If you asked me how I would describe the best cheese in the world....
I'd say it's legend-dairy.
How would you describe a lousy lumberjack?
How did Bill Cosby describe the massive earthquake in the Grand Canyon?
“There was a schism in the chasm.”
How would I describe the massage I had today?
How a carpenter describes his personality on a dating app
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
When the view is so good that you need to invent a new phrase to describe it !
I said to my best friend ’The words can’t describe how beautiful you are!
But numbers can. 7/10’(stolen from r/memes)
How does a baker with siblings for parents describe his occupation?
How do you quickly describe the explosion of a skyscraper?
There’s only one word to describe a dog’s terrible day
How do you describe a blind German?
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
Somebody asked me to describe my life as an amputee, but I couldn't answer.
How would you describe the US between 2009 - 2016?
What adjective do you use to describe a pirate with a big butt?
Thiccccccc with seven C's
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
Describe yourself in three words
If I had to describe myself in one word..
It would be "bad at following directions"
Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally. But I’ve also prepared a dance.
The creator of Mad Libs passed away
His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I thought of a good word to describe my hands yesterday.
How do you describe a steep joke?
I lost my thesaurus.
I don't have a word to describe how upset I am.
People used to describe my father as a real “Man’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,
I guess to me he was more of a “Mime’s Man”.
My wife told me im unable to describe my feelings
Can’t say that I‘m surprised
Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
I went to the doctor because I was having hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms ?", he asked.
I said "Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair"
Me: Doc, I have hearing problems
Doc: Could you describe the symptoms?
Me: Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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