Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.

More on this story, as it unfolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'

Until I fell into a printing press.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I was the only one in the family who believed in my brother to become a ninja, so when my dad said β€žhe will never make itβ€œ

I said shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghandi_unleashed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KROMATIXX_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What does the Joker say after he lied about which city is he from and people believed him?

HA! Got em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My mom's personalized number plate says "ISβ™₯️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:

"I Sharted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I always believed that air was an acronym

Am I Right?

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine

They're in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__KOBAKOBAKOBA__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I once met a flat earthier who was really excited to tell me everything about the flat earth (not knowing that I believed in a round earth)

I told him, β€œwoah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasm”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlehavj
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I never believed the chiropractors actually worked

But now I stand corrected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotGenericJimmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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He believed it for years!

As a kid I loved to get the sunday comics from the paper and read Calvin and Hobbes. I loved it so much my parents would get me the compilation books as gifts for birthdays and christmas. I always thought it was funny when Calvin would ask his dad how "x" works. One day my son when he was about 6 years old asked my why some TV shows were in black and white. Inspired by this calvin and hobbes comic where Calvin's dad explains why photos are black and white. http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ch/1993/ch930919.gif

I decided to do the same thing to my kid. I told him that the world was black and white back then and that things didn't start to become in color for decades later. I got a good chuckle out of it, but because he was so young, I didn't realize that he actually believed it. I soon forgot that I told him the world was black and white. When he was about 11 or 12, one day I got a call from my wife and she asked me, "Did you tell your son that the world used to be black and white?" I start laughing immediately and said yes! How did you know? She said because your son is writing an essay about how the world used to be black and white for school and he asked me what year the world became color. He believed that for like 6 years!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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Nobody believed me when I told them I could chop down a tree just by looking at it, but I saw it with my own eyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoopy_Poops
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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People believed me when I said I'd covered my house in cloth.

But it was a complete fabrication.

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I believed I followed True North on my compass

Turns out it was just an azi-myth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I said my name was Lion, no one believed me.

I'm not lion

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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