This is not a capital pun!
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What’s the capital in France?
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
What is the egg capital of Japan?
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
Capitalist
My sincere apologies in advance 😉
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
What's the capital of Alaska?
>'Enter new password' = 'chicken' > 'Password must contain a capital'
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
destroy capitalism toucan
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!
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