My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...

...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Eric refunded his memory extraction service

It wasn't what he had in mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pingi2015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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(Question/advice) Subway accidentally gave me the wrong sandwich in the drive thru, how do I go about getting a refund without my receipt?

Damn! Wrong sub again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silenoz_676
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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I bought a desk lamp for a dirt cheap price but it broke the day after. Went to the store to complain but I couldn’t get it fixed or refunded.

The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAY_DREAM3R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I used to be a banker...

But I lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My boss got a hair cut and a set of airpods after she got her tax refund.

I guess all of that money went to her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zakkil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...

I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The tree was complaining about waking up a little stiff. I guess you could say he had...

Morning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Had to return my chocolate chess set to Thornton's

Me: I demand a refund!

Assistant: what's wrong with it?

Me: It's stale mate.

Assistant: Surely not?

Me: Check mate.

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Scammers went to Egypt

My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.

You know... a Pyramid Scheme?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fellwarre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Got out-dadded by my fiancΓ©

Me: Honey, have you seen that Comcast refund check? Her: I ate it Me: Stahp, where is it? Her: Seriously, I ate it. -- I guess you can say I have expensive taste EYEROLLS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoNuke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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A friend of mine wanted to return rechargeable batteries on Amazon

A friend of mine wanted to return rechargeable batteries he bought on Amazon. While filling out forms to return them he got an email saying "This ones on us" pretty much saying he could keep the batteries as well as getting a refund.

I replied: "I guess you got those batteries free of charge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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