A list of puns related to "Tuition.io"
One review said it's supposed to be the mint.com of student loans, but I'm not even sure what it does. Can anyone who has used it tell me more about it? Is it even safe to put your financial info into?
Hi, I'm considering the two programs, they seem very similar though. Does anyone have experience using both. What were the main differences? What did you wind up going with?
Do your worst!
itβs been a tough decision to make, but iβve finally made up my mind. iβm leaving byu, moving in with a couple of friends, and getting an audio tech certificate at my home cityβs community college.
todayβs the last day i can withdraw from my classes without paying any tuition. (if i withdraw tmrw itβs gonna be at least 15%) iβm anxious about what iβll have to face on my own, but i definitely donβt wanna fake bein mormon for 4 years. i know iβll never get that time back.
This is a Repost
OP is u/Planetsahead/
TW: Mental Illness, Animal Abuse, Depression, Assault.
Hello everyone, itβs been about 2 months since the peeshow started and iβve gotten a lot of messages and comments recently asking for an update and in general most of them were nice and lovely (as always thereβs of course exceptions but at this point of my existence iβm resigned to them and assume are just part of internet culture).
First of all iβd like to apologize for taking so long to update, i know thereβs a lot of people very curious about everything thatβs happened with Tedβs family but i just needed some time to process things but here i am sharing yet another miserable piece of this story so you can all be in peace. Iβd also like to welcome the Facebook people, i appreciate people telling me where theyβre coming from because i didnβt know the power of reddit before i made my first AITA post.
Anyway, Ted asked me for time apart, he himself is going through a lot of things and has a lot of feelings that me being with him makes worse. He has a lot of guilt and opening so many closets with skeletons and facing them is a lot to ask of anyone. Weβre not officially divorced but we are not looking for new houses together either. We are still in the process of selling our old place so heβs been staying there while i stay with my parents. I donβt know whatβs going to happen once the sale of our place is finalized or what he wants to do but i promised him space so yeah, thereβs that. He did give me permission to update you all because despite some hateful messages and comments most of you are incredibly sweet and helpful.
Hereβs the breakdown of Tedβs family tree updated counting the sisters.
B stands for brother (of tedβs), S stands for Sister
B#1 doctor with some type of military background. Wife, 3 kids. B#2 surgeon, wife, 2 dogs and a bearded dragon B#3 engineer, fiancΓ© and dog B#4 teacher and researcher, wife, 1 kid S #1 B#5 ??? Works in IT not sure of details, w
... keep reading on reddit β‘For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Mods please PM me if Iβm violating any rules and Iβll edit it ASAP. I have a user trying to come at me from all angles because they are doubling down on a terrible argument. Ideally this post stays up, I think itβs a good discussion post for Canadians of this thread. And it informs non-Canadians that itβs not amazing here, which some people truly believe.
Canada loves to congratulate itself for doing the bare minimum. The capitalism is a rampant garbage-fire here too. I edited the post to bold some key points. If you donβt want to read the whole thing, please at least read those.
This paragraph is a quick edit at the top: What Iβm trying to say is that Canada has VERY similar issues to America, but on a slightly smaller scale. For a sub that encourages people to do/obtain better than the bare minimum, Iβm trying to say that people need to pay attention to Canada. Itβs what America would be like if the States fixed a few issues. And itβs still pretty bad. Try to listen to actual Canadians, or at least Google a bit, before making assumptions that itβs good here based on American media. Commenters really want to focus on Canada vs US healthcare. Thatβs not what the fuck Iβm talking about. Canada has other extreme issues because of capitalism and the work environment here. (Remember how this is an anti work sub? Where we talk about issues caused by capitalism?) Just because you wonβt go bankrupt by Canadian healthcare doesnβt mean that our healthcare is perfect.
Especially after the Trump effect. Our minimum wage is a bit higher, but still unlivable unless you have no family and roommates in a shit apartment. Our dealing with covid was shit. Sure we have universal health care, but not really. The meds still cost a fuck-ton at the pharmacy.
The way managers and CEOs think here is the same as the states. The greed makes people assholes here too. Not so nice, eh Canada?
I go to school with a very high amount of co-op students. Every girl/woman Iβve talked to (17-24) has been creepily hit on in their co-op jobs by men much older. No one tries to protect them, the school doesnβt even acknowledge it. My program does a wage breakdown by gender. Men are offered way more than women from the start. Before anyone tries to negotiate. Interviewers for large companies joke at me when I ask about salary. A few times I didnβt find out pay unti
... keep reading on reddit β‘Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
This is a repost. The original post is by u/[deleted]
I know it sounds bad but please hear me out.
When my wife and I divorced, my daughter (14F) took my wife's side, which I was pretty upset and surprised about. She was 12 when we separated and we were very close, unlike her and her mother. I didn't hold in against her because she's a kid and didn't know any better and I make the effort to see her. I love spending time with my daughter.
I met my current wife four years ago. She was pre-law and was planning on taking loans to pay for law school. However, about 2 years later, we were engaged and I didn't want her to take on any loans so I offered to pay for law school. She was apprehensive, but I wanted a good start to our married life and not want any loans hanging over our heads, so she agreed.
I used my daughter's college fund to pay for my wife's school and planned on replenishing it so that my daughter would have a fund when it was her turn to go to college. I put a little money each month. I honestly thought this was okay because when I had asked her about college at the time of doing this, she said that she wanted to go to "make-up" school and be a make-up artist and that "college sucks".
Well, apparently her mindset changed because on Sunday, we met up and she was talking about AP classes. I was surprised because I didn't think she was interested in school. I asked her if she was joking, but she said that she's aiming for CS at some top private college and that her dream is to start a start-up business. She then asked me if she had a college fund and she wanted to know if she should add on an EC or get a job.
I told her the truth about her college fund and that right now there's not enough money for even a year at a private college. She then started crying and making a scene and told me that she couldn't believe that I chose my wife over her mom and now I'm choosing her again over my daughter. Which is not true, since my daughter is getting a fund, just not private school tuition. She then called my wife a bunch of awful names that I won't say here. I told her that she's probably not going to get into a private school because she wasn't even serious about school 2 years ago. She called me a shit dad and ran away until her mom came to get her.
Her mom later called me angrily about what I said to her and said that my daughter is on tra
... keep reading on reddit β‘There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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