I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.

I call it β€œBest bets for vetting vets for vets”

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There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.

It's called an "Amy" Grant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My friend said Boeing gave her a scholarship

I told her they gave her a scholarplane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isntitabouttime69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Harvard : You want scholarship?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kediri10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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Scholarship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlsoJimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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My teacher was telling us about scholarships

I raised my hand and asked "what kind of scholarship will you be sailing?" Many eye rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegerk551
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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Did you read about that girl from Alaska who turned down a scholarship from a Native American scholarship fund?

She wasn't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterkeith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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What do you call a bus full of smart people?

A Scholarship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belac2002
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a Cruise liner full of academics?

A Scholarship.

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Have you heard of atheism?

It’s a non-prophet organization

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Right after being born, my newborn daughter wouldn't "latch" for her first feeding. So after 27-plus hours of labor and four hours of pushing, I looked at my poor, exhausted wife and said, "Looks like she's... resisting abreast."

My first official dad joke.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll be putting this in my little one’s Reddit Scholarship Fund!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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What does every dental student hope for?

A fluoride scholarship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWhat4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call a boat with an education?

A Scholarship ;]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbarlam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What do you call a boat full of high school graduates

A scholarship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/It_was_me_hanzo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What do you call a boat full of well educated people?

A scholarship!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milk-Wizard
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Dad got me out of the blue

My Dad and I were taking about how my sister paid for her rent at college.

Me: "Well you don't have to pay anything for me anymore" (I'm on a full athletic scholarship)

Him: "I've gotta pay to follow you around to your games"

Me: "You do that of your own accord"

Him: "No, I drive an Altima to the games"

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Dad just got my whole family at lunch

My sister was looking at some scholarship stuff and she said she would be interested in studying abroad.

Dad says "How about studying a guy instead of a broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolzMasterDX
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I saw a midget on a college tour yesterday.

I asked my dad if he thought she got a scholarship because of her being a little person and all. And he turned to me and said "I'm not sure maybe half of one"

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"Well, isn't that normal?"

I was complaining to my dad about how a girl from our school with straight Ds got into Duke on a swimming scholarship. He said "Well, isn't that normal?" I looked at him funny and he said, "Shouldn't swimmers be below C-level?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megannotmeagan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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Dad joked my dad tonight

We just found out that I got a scholarship so we were discussing majors because quite frankly, I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Then this happened: Dad: how do you feel about architecture? Me: meh, there's too much structure. I proceeded to laugh for 5 minutes while he sat on the couch with the proudest look on his face.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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