Learnedness Puns

Is he genuinely this deluded or is it a height of self aware trolling we’ve not seen before?

Full disclosure: I only base this off his comics, I don’t know anything else about him except what I’ve seen drawn.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

BamBOO!

Good morning, happy Monday (I hope), and welcome to our fourth week installment of our “Piece of the Week” listening club. Last week we listened to Respighi’s Fountains of Rome. Feel free to go back, listen, and share your thoughts in that thread.

This week’s selection is Rheinhold Glière’s Horn Concerto in Bb Major (1951)

Score from IMSLP

Some background info from horn player Valeriy Polekh, for whom the concerto was written, and who had premiered the work in Leningrad.

> I met Glière for the first time at the Bolshoi Theater at a rehearsal of his ballet The Bronze Horseman. We had almost completed the ballet's musical adjustments, but I had not seen the composer at any of the rehearsals…It turned out that he actually was sitting quietly in the hall, and discussed things with the conductor only during breaks. I was invited to take part in one such discussion. I had an impression of Glière as a modest and very understanding person. His learnedness in music seemed quite boundless to me. He spoke in a nice and simple manner. He asked questions. He liked to know our opinions and always considered them. Our talk went on further, and not just about horn parts in the ballet. Gliere noted our expressive playing and said it was regrettable that composers rarely wrote solos for wind instruments. I took the chance to suggest that he write a concerto for the horn. He mentioned being very busy but did not reject the idea; he promised that he would work on the concerto in his free time.

> By this time he had…invited me to come to his place and discuss certain details of the future concerto…[Glière] began asking questions about the instrument and my capabilities regarding range. He thoroughly wrote down my answers in a thick notebook. At the end of our talk, he asked me to play something and sat at the piano. I put the music on the holder--the Nocturno which Glière composed in his young years--and we began to play. I always included the Nocturno in my concerts, but I don't recall any other occasion when I played with such inspiration as that time with the composer himself. Then I played Mozart, Strauss, orchestral solos, instrumental miniatures, and

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

And now I’m cannelloni

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.