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Ritz Puns

A list of puns related to "Ritz"

Puttin' on the Ritz
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👤︎ u/Jonnyabcde
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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When you run out of Ritz...
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👤︎ u/flyingtiger79
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Only crackers stay at the Ritz

Rich white people/Hotel if you don't get it

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👤︎ u/dsol2000
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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Putin on the Ritz
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👤︎ u/TheShrubberyDemander
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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Open a mini golf course on the top floor of The Ritz -

Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".

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👤︎ u/TubbyGarfunkle
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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Putin on the ritz anyone? imgur.com/gallery/e8lUxsh…
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👤︎ u/Kaybok
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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Ritz Carlton stickymoments.typepad.com…
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👤︎ u/Christophoro
📅︎ Mar 15 2012
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The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.

At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?

The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.

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👤︎ u/kilotangoalpha
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is Russia’s favourite song?

Putin on the ritz

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👤︎ u/DeanKeat0n
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?

“This is the Ritz!”

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👤︎ u/kaimp3
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call a fight between two crackers?

A battle of Ritz!

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👤︎ u/Arceiss
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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The Russian president visited New York and stayed at a pretty swanky hotel.

He was Putin on the Ritz.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Who gets it?
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👤︎ u/Gingafer81
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Ba dum Tsssss
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👤︎ u/Briggs2326
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Did you hear about the new tomato soup and crackers movie starring Tom Cruise?

It’s called Bisquey Ritzness

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...

I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...

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👤︎ u/Titeman
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Booked this hotel the other day and it stunk of cheese..

That’s the last time I stay at the ritz

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👤︎ u/lsharpe23
📅︎ May 10 2018
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Anyone notcie the russian president has been looking fancier lately?

One might say he's PUTIN on the ritz.

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👤︎ u/gh1ggs239
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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Dropped my cracker in a Snack Pack....

....pudding on the ritz.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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A family of ducks moves into a hotel lobby. What did the hotel staff decide to call them?

The Ritz Quackers

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👤︎ u/chucksense
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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What's Polly's favorite cracker?

ParRitz

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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Another classic dry dad joke

Me: Dad where are the ritz crackers? Dad: They're next to the poor crackers.

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👤︎ u/the__real__deal
📅︎ Jan 26 2014
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