A list of puns related to "Shelling"
You slug it!!
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
But now he's just sluggish
Egg
She grew out of her B shells
Egg: Am I a yolk to you?
Me: "I never worked in a nut shell."
Because they canβt have mussels.
On the shellf.
I think they're a bit shellf conchess
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
Donuts
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
Because she couldn't fit into D shells
I said it's so dark I can't breathe has anyone got a nut cracker I can't breathe
Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.
She outgrew her b-shells
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
Iβve never wanted to watch a movie in rewind before.
Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.
After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!
Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.
"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"
The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.
Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"
The saleswoman says sure and asks why.
The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"
If you need me, call me on my shell.
They tortoise a lot.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Because she grew out of b shells.
Just made it a bit sluggish.
Because she grew out of her B shells
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