Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?
A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics
He was later charged with battery
How to boost resell value of your electronic quickly.
My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
People play electronic music at night
Because “sun” upside down reads “uns”
Did you know electronics stores sell milk?
Mine says it's from Best By.
A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.
It's Björk's York Torque Corp.
I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day
For my fellow electronics nerds
I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.
I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.
I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!
Why couldn’t your hear the electronic doorbell?
Because it was ah... low-ding.
Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.
He wouldn’t techno for an answer.
Normally my electronic scale shows a number, like "205". But today when I checked my weight, it just said "Low".
So I'm feeling pretty good about myself.
Brendon Urie just flipped out because none of his electronics have been able to work
He had a panic at the Cisco
A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics
I just bought this cool electronic hammer.
I guess you could call it a battery ram.
An electronics engineer once went to a jewellery store
There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....
It was an Apple turnover.
One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!
Bought an electronic store...
What electronic doesn't lie?
Why did the phone go to the prison for electronic devices?
Because he was found guilty of a
screen-shot.
A guy got caught robbing an electronics store...
His doctor told him he should "take one tablet a day."
What happens when you bring electronics into a barn?
Everything goes haywire
I hate you dad
I Sing the Family Electronic
If your brother becomes a woman, she will be your trans sister.
I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.
Now that's E-fish-in-sea!
If you make electronic music...
Did you hear about the restaurant that plays Electronic Dance Music?
I heard they have rave reviews..
Electronic voting machines are easy to hack....
using the right Al Gore Rhythm
Electronics lecturer dropped this beauty on us
Discussing electrical current and he introduced us to Kirchhoff's current law.
"This is Kirchhoff's current law. I don't know what his previous law was, but this is the current one."
At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.
The offer was irresistible.
A 4/20-related dad joke from my electronics teacher in high school.
Teacher speaking to the class...
What do you guys think were the 3 most used words in the 60's?
silence from class
Cool.
Groovy.
and Ear.
Class responds "Ear?!"
Teacher takes a long hit from invisible joint and pretends to pass it to the student in front of him.
while holding his hit "Ear."
Dad joke at the electronics store
While I was at the electronics store today, this happened:
Shop assistant drops a bunch of price signs, and exclaims "The prices are falling!"
I imagine the man must be a glorious husband and father.
Dadjoked my friend while working on an electronics project
My friend and I are working on an electronics projects and he was trying to figure out what kind of resistor he needed. Here's how the conversation went:
"Hey, why did the diode kiss the capacitor?"
"Why"
"He couldn't resistor!"
"... get out of my garage"
I was dad joked while driving my dad to the electronic shop today.
I asked where I had to turn, since we took a more unfamiliar route. "Left," he said. "Right," I replied. He looked at me and smiled. "No, left!"
Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?
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