Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics
He was later charged with battery
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︎ Jul 29 2020
How to boost resell value of your electronic quickly.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
People play electronic music at night
Because βsunβ upside down reads βunsβ
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︎ May 09 2020
Did you know electronics stores sell milk?
Mine says it's from Best By.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.
It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
For my fellow electronics nerds
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︎ Jun 18 2019
I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.
I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Why couldnβt your hear the electronic doorbell?
Because it was ah... low-ding.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.
He wouldnβt techno for an answer.
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Normally my electronic scale shows a number, like "205". But today when I checked my weight, it just said "Low".
So I'm feeling pretty good about myself.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Brendon Urie just flipped out because none of his electronics have been able to work
He had a panic at the Cisco
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︎ Jan 06 2019
A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I just bought this cool electronic hammer.
I guess you could call it a battery ram.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
An electronics engineer once went to a jewellery store
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︎ Apr 25 2019
There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....
It was an Apple turnover.
One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Bought an electronic store...
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What electronic doesn't lie?
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Why did the phone go to the prison for electronic devices?
Because he was found guilty of a
screen-shot.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
A guy got caught robbing an electronics store...
His doctor told him he should "take one tablet a day."
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︎ Mar 28 2017
What happens when you bring electronics into a barn?
Everything goes haywire
I hate you dad
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I Sing the Family Electronic
If your brother becomes a woman, she will be your trans sister.
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︎ Mar 20 2018
I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.
Now that's E-fish-in-sea!
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︎ Nov 05 2017
If you make electronic music...
youβre a semi-conductor
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︎ Aug 18 2018
Did you hear about the restaurant that plays Electronic Dance Music?
I heard they have rave reviews..
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Electronic voting machines are easy to hack....
using the right Al Gore Rhythm
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︎ Oct 25 2016
Electronics lecturer dropped this beauty on us
Discussing electrical current and he introduced us to Kirchhoff's current law.
"This is Kirchhoff's current law. I don't know what his previous law was, but this is the current one."
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︎ Aug 07 2014
At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.
The offer was irresistible.
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︎ May 20 2017
A 4/20-related dad joke from my electronics teacher in high school.
Teacher speaking to the class...
What do you guys think were the 3 most used words in the 60's?
silence from class
Cool.
Groovy.
and Ear.
Class responds "Ear?!"
Teacher takes a long hit from invisible joint and pretends to pass it to the student in front of him.
while holding his hit "Ear."
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︎ Apr 22 2014
Dad joke at the electronics store
While I was at the electronics store today, this happened:
Shop assistant drops a bunch of price signs, and exclaims "The prices are falling!"
I imagine the man must be a glorious husband and father.
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︎ May 23 2015
Dadjoked my friend while working on an electronics project
My friend and I are working on an electronics projects and he was trying to figure out what kind of resistor he needed. Here's how the conversation went:
"Hey, why did the diode kiss the capacitor?"
"Why"
"He couldn't resistor!"
"... get out of my garage"
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︎ Aug 26 2014
I was dad joked while driving my dad to the electronic shop today.
I asked where I had to turn, since we took a more unfamiliar route. "Left," he said. "Right," I replied. He looked at me and smiled. "No, left!"
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︎ Aug 09 2014
Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?
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︎ Sep 20 2018
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