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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsw21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.

This is as close as I could get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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My doctor said that my narcissistic tendencies cause me to misread social interactions.

But I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuffinDoughnut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I used to work at a soup place where I'd start every interaction

"Chowder you guys doing today? Miso sorry for the puns, what can I get β€Žphở you, brother?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I'm unreasonably proud of this interaction

https://i.imgur.com/7GJQhCT.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nezroy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Interaction between my dad and my sister.

Sister: describing character from book She doesn't have her right arm. So she has a prosthetic.

Dad: Has she ever left her prosthetic at home?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike_the_hun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Interaction at a restaurant.

Girlfriend says: I have to use the restroom. Me: Why? Are you that tired?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nfinnity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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Super Interaction between Sainsbury's Twitter and a Customer. twitter.com/teaandcopy/ti…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delicious_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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[Pun request] Bubbles

Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilehead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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We were very hungry at an upscale restaurant waiting to be served when this interaction happened

Mom: I'm sure bread will be by quickly Dad: Our server's name is Jeff, not bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CerryTrews
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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Facebook interaction between my cousin and one of her dad's friends

Her: >Do doctor's offices allow facial piercings on their employees? I have an interview. Should I remove my lip and nose ring?

Him: >Wow... You can take your lip off????

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hounvs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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What did the Walmart cashier say to the screaming customer?

β€œIt’s actually not a very civil way to communicate, yelling that is. I would quite appreciate you being more respectful for us to continue our interaction, thank you. Sir.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisairnessag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My Waitress Tonight Told I Had To Post This

Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.

Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.

Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?

W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?

M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and

W: You should post that joke there!

I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.

I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I was not ready.

(Walmart, son, stranger interaction.)

Son: hi, I got a haircut.

Stranger: looks like you got more than just one.

Son: (silence)

Me: bent over losing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slamminwhammer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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My son got me good yesterday

He's nine, and we were talking about how he interacts with his younger sister. I sometimes need to correct some of his behavior, but I'm not too worried about it, "because your heart is in the right place"

Son: "yes, on the left side of my body"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunkeskimo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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So my dad just figured out how to text message, and he's taking full advantage of it.

This is the exact interaction that took place:

Dad: I have a joke for you

Me: Aight.

Dad: When someone expresses an annoying opinion ask them...

Me: Go on. Im enthralled.

Dad: Deer eat grass, cows eat grass

Dad: Horses eat grass

Dad: Ask: why is deer poop like raisins but cow poop look like paddies and horse look like apple plop

Dad: He or she will say I do not know

Dad: R u ready for punchline?

Me: I was born ready.

Dad: Ok then...

Dad: U say, why do I care what u say when you don't know shit!

Me: I see you learned to text message.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllantheCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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"I named my kitten Timon."

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archaeoculus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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My Mom just got My Dad

We were just casually sitting in the living room when this short interaction took place:

Dad: What time would you like to have dinner?

Mom: pause Dinnertime!

Dad proceeded to roll his eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeucisticAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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I think this may qualify, even though it was before I was a dad, and it wasn't really a joke.

'Interactive lecture' in a Systems Engineering class (not that that's relevant) when the Assistant Professor starts directing questions to the students to move forward in the lecture material.

Settles on me and asks me a pretty straightforward question that I started overthinking and got all deer-in-the-headlight-y.

Fancies himself some sort of comedian so he quips "C'mon, I'm throwing you a softball (question)."

To this I come up with an immediate response: "I don't play softball."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LickItAndSpreddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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Dad joke from my grocery store days.

I worked at a grocery store for several years, sometimes as a bagger. Sometimes my interactions went like this:

Me: paper or plastic?

Customer: it doesn't matter, you choose

Me: I'm sorry, I can't do that

Customer: why not?

Me: because baggers can't be choosers

(Groans)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoUrImmature
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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When I was a little kid my dad told me he met 3 Doors Down in a hotel

and that their interaction went like this:

3 Doors Down: "Hey, we're 3 Doors Down"

Dad: "So what, I'm 2 floors up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marsyred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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What do you want for lunch today, Rich?

This is an interact I saw today on Facebook between a friend and his dad.

Friend: What do you want for lunch today, Rich? I think I'll go for a piping hot bowl of chicken soup. Oh and if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to spill the entire container all over myself while I'm waiting in line to pay, thank you.

Dad:I guess Lunch was on you.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Friend: GODDAMMIT DAD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollyollydude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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Playing with my food

Today, Eat24 proposed to me after I punned at them. This may be the best customer service interaction I've ever seen.

https://storify.com/backtobeatrice/taking-out-the-take-out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sciencesherpa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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The most satisfying accomplice.

So I don't have a joke, I just wanted to share that my 6 year old daughter is completely on board with my dad jokes all of a sudden and it's fucking awesome.

This is the new normal interaction with my daughter: -she throws her stuffed bear on bean bag. -I sit on top of said bear on bag containing beans. -she screams nooooooooo! Don't! -I get up and say "he doesn't look beary hurt to me, he looks fine."

And this here's the great part, SHE says "get it?....beary!" And she then goes on to explode laughing and repeating "beary!" It's basically the opposite of what my wife's reaction is everytime I make a joke.

I know it won't last long, but shit is it sweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshg0024
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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My friend was so upset that his joke was ruined

Just discovered this awesome subreddit and have a dad joke that I heard while hanging out with my friend a while back. We're driving back to their house and the interaction went like this:

Friend: Hey dad, want to hear a joke?

Dad: Sure, hit me!

Friend: What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Dad: thinks to himself Phoenix and Scottsdale!

Friend: I-what? Phoenix and Scottsdale?

Dad: Yeah, you said his two sons! Tuscon, Arizona! Phoenix and Scottsdale!

He just howled with laughter while my friend kept calling him lame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbeFroman1986
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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Mooooooo!

Dad and I would be innocently walking around the food store and happen upon the prepared foods aisle when he would notice the Hamburger Helper boxes. He'd laugh to himself, just thinking about the lame joke he always tells before it even comes out of his mouth.

"What do you call a masturbating cow?!"

Normally the way a joke works is you wait for someone to interact with you, answer your question or at least acknowledge that you're telling a joke - not my dad. He yells at himself at the top of his lungs.

"BEEF STROGANOFF!! ...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Really loudly. Way louder than any person should ever speak indoors. ..I miss him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LIL_Britty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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