I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
I’ll do a digital one later
I bought a digital book on how to scam on-line.
Have not received it yet.
Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?
Are you trying to catch these hands?
A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.
I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.
"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
Blind Seagull, Digital, [OC]
A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
If your digital multimeter gives a bogus reading, try it again.
Morning Woodpecker, Digital [OC]
Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
Digital clocks
The answer to the riddle ‘What has two hands but no arms?’ Will eventually be lost in time.
I took a digital photo of my brother yesterday.
What do you call a digital picture of a ghost?
Need some digital printing puns for name badge
Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.
There's a new action video game where you build whole digital worlds but there's no sound.
I love large digital clocks.
They are a sign of the times.
how big is 1000000 digital muffins?
Why did the park ranger let the man with the digital watch park in the handicapped spot.
His passenger had no arms.
I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...
And that's the bottom line.
Hey kids, do you know why my digital watch face is always blank?
Because I prefer my watch to have that timeless look.
The guy sitting next to me in digital circuits was complaining about a short circuit
I asked if he tried to lengthen it.
Every time dad sees a digital 24 hour clock at quarter past 8 in the evening he says...
"It's that time of the year again!"
Roll on 2060...
Digital Logic Dad-Joked
My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.
At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.
He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?"
"A multiplexer!" some students called out.
"Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?"
"A data selector!" someone answers correctly.
But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question.
"Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid not—that's three words!"
His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.
My technology-savvy Grandpa every holiday, birthday, and family get-together after my technology-challenged Grandma uses her digital camera...
"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
What did the digital clock say to the grandpa clock?
Digital clocks...
They're just a sign of the times.
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