I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.
Recently had to replace my catalytic converter.
I bought convertible trousers
To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?
Roofless
(I’ll see myself out now)
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes.
He’s a catholic converter.
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
Since converting to online school
I have became an official zoomer
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
I live in a converted church.
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?
He likes to live life in the fast plane
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...
But I’ve never heard of that religion before.
What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
What car do missionaries drive ?
Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?
He was trying to turn a prophet.
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
You know what’s great about a dachshund and a convertible?
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
How do you convert a fox into an elephant?
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
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