What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?

Miracle grow and fix a flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DANGEL_DANGEL
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I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…

…to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
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So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. β€œUno” β€œDos”

And then he vanished, without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookiesncream6969
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's the main ingredient in sloe gin?

Patience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
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Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?

Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitro4450
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The poor willow in my backyard just broke one of its main limbs off.

Now it's an amputree!

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I made a game where I’m the main character.

I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores

Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?

Marriage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterKayfabe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a car’s rear fin.

Oh sorry, β€œSPOILERS A HEAD”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bentup85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you get if you plug your foot into the mains

An electric sock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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We used to live on a very busy main road.

But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move into a house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.

A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.

In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamCCC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My main job as a criminal wasn't paying much so I picked up a 2nd at a bakery

What can I say, I knead the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What is autocorrect main function?

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s main export.

And then import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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The main reason there are so many dormant volcanoes on Earth is

Eruptile Dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?

Autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Kunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...

It's a Pride Parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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My main beef...

...with pork is that it sometimes tastes like chicken, and that seems fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings

But really, it's music that causes gun violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattlePants8154
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XurroMaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Bacon isn’t the main attraction

Sausages.

Thought of this at work while I was cooking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19you1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My main problem is that I second guess myself way too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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What is the main difference between a golfer and a virgin?

The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnEBGoode20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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If a country’s main source of income is through horse sales...

...does that mean it has a stable economy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bountybreaker15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I understand how they get the main ingredients for Chicken-Egg-Foo-Young, but how do they get...

the eggs for Pork-Egg-Foo-Young?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl

An after thot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnaKTrenika
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?

Lettuce think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalPenguin28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.

Thankfully no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!

Laugh out loud, Jay Kay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImurderREALITY
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?

With the exposition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I hear IT people are the main reason the US has not switched to metric

So many people who are pro gram amongst them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chachanaga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboppops
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
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After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,

Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Spongebob Squarepants is the main character

But Patrick is the real Star ⭐️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnnyj0hns
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