Larger Puns

A list of puns related to "Larger"

There’s two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?

The little one was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/danielpauljohns
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/PsychologicalAd7193
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.

The N’s justify the means.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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If caprisun ever made a larger drink size

It would be called CapriFather

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👤︎ u/ntuso
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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A guy walks into a bank, walks up to the teller and asks, “Have you ever gone someplace and forget what you’re there for?” The teller looks at him, her eyes getting larger and larger.

The guy scratches his head with his gun saying, “I hate when that happens.”

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Why does Melkor have a larger collection of black clothing than Sauron?

because he's Morgoth

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👤︎ u/Sororita
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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You cannot buy a carbonated beverage any larger than 8 oz in the state of Minnesota
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👤︎ u/Money_fingers
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Why is a box of Jello mix always substantially larger than the contents within?

You need to allow some wiggle room.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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Did you know that you can't order fountain drinks larger than 8 ounces in St. Paul?

It's mini soda law.

Bonus joke: where are the trees in Minnesota?

Between da twos and da fours.

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👤︎ u/evanthesquirrel
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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They replaced the old flat map in our office with a much larger one that has raised textures

It's a huge relief

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👤︎ u/username_liets
📅︎ Mar 22 2017
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What's larger than a pico de gallo?

A kilo de gallo.

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👤︎ u/Prae_Cedric
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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"Nobody is ever going to find a prime number larger than me!" - Optimist Prime
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👤︎ u/venona
📅︎ Mar 30 2014
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets

and then it hit me

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👤︎ u/aresbeast
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..

And then it hit me! I didn't see that one coming

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👤︎ u/MainScientist6
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/studentadvisor101
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Standing in a park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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