I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
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So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What's the main ingredient in sloe gin?
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?
Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".
The poor willow in my backyard just broke one of its main limbs off.
I made a game where I’m the main character.
I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.
Our city’s main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?
Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a car’s rear fin.
Oh sorry, “SPOILERS A HEAD”
What do you get if you plug your foot into the mains
There are 3 main reasons I procrastinate.
We used to live on a very busy main road.
But after our 4th child got run over, we decided to move into a house.
I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.
In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.
My main job as a criminal wasn't paying much so I picked up a 2nd at a bakery
What can I say, I knead the dough
What is autocorrect main function?
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s main export.
The main reason there are so many dormant volcanoes on Earth is
What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?
Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...
My main beef...
...with pork is that it sometimes tastes like chicken, and that seems fishy.
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?
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Bacon isn’t the main attraction
Sausages.
Thought of this at work while I was cooking.
My main problem is that I second guess myself way too much.
What is the main difference between a golfer and a virgin?
The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,
I understand how they get the main ingredients for Chicken-Egg-Foo-Young, but how do they get...
the eggs for Pork-Egg-Foo-Young?
If a country’s main source of income is through horse sales...
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
What do you call the girl you go to after your main girl
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.
Thankfully no one showed up.
So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!
If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?
I hear IT people are the main reason the US has not switched to metric
So many people who are pro gram amongst them.
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,
Spongebob Squarepants is the main character
But Patrick is the real Star ⭐️
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